Saturday, April 21, 2007

Guess What? Jay Mariotti Sucks

Jay Mariotti has this gem about the upcoming Bulls playoff run.

Pretty standard Mariotti drivel, but a few things to note:

Or will they fail to back up their bold words about the Miami Heat -- I'm confident Kirk Hinrich made the comments, despite his claims otherwise

I'm confident Kirk Hinrich made the comments = I have an axe to grind with Kirk Hinrich and require no factual support for what I write.

I would like answers, just as Shaquille O'Neal would like answers.

And gall-durnit, Jay Mariotti deserves answers!

Until now, the biggest controversy involving Hinrich was his post-college haircut, a modified Rock Chalk Jayhawk mop that flopped in the big city and required him to spend more than $8.95 at SuperCuts.

"Hahaha," laughs JM, "...SuperCuts!...You have neither the staunch or sophistication of Jay Mariotti [I assume he refers to himself in the third person.]"

All I know is, the city is tired of waiting for them, despite league-leading attendance figures.

The fact that they lead the league in attendance might refute your claim, but of course I'm not Jay Mariotti. Why let numbers get in the way of a good "rip the hometown team" article?

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