Simmons Clone (Not A Good Thing)

From David Thorpe's chat today.

Zach (Dayton, OH): I laid a (pretend) $5 bet down to win an (imaginary) $200 if the Rockets face the Bulls in the finals. Any chance in the world this happens?

David Thorpe: Little.

Zach from Dayton, if you're going to steal jokes from people, stay away from Bill Simmons' extremely lame over-used snoozers. We get it. Gambling is illegal, and yet you're not afraid to gamble it up. Live the dream, bra!